Tigger could bounce. This is an irrefutable fact. What causes him to be able to do so is an entirely different matter, and is what I have been pondering lately.The way I see it, Tigger is able to jump up and down using only his tail for one of two reasons:
A. The 100 Acre Wood does not follow the basic Laws of Physics that govern the world that the rest of us live in.
(or)
B. Tigger is a strangely genetically modified tiger, who has either been captured and had some sort of spring surgically installed within his tail, or he has mutated/evolved over time to have an oddly elastic bone structure.
With any thought, one quickly finds that Conclusion A must have faulty premises, as no one else within the 100 Acre Wood is able to jump in the manner Tigger does (with the exception of the Kangaroos, which are able to jump in the real world, so I ignore them).
Therefore, the only logical conclusion to come to is that Tigger is in fact a genetically enhanced cat who likely at some point in time had either himself or someone within his blood chain captured and scientifically experimented on, leading to him being a super-tiger, who is able to jump. With his tail.
Pretty cool if you ask me.
2 comments:
Are you so much of an ignoramus that you have missed the basic concept behind the show? Are you so bereft of intellect that you do not know that Tigger is not, in fact, a real tiger? Are you so vain as to suggest that there is a plot hole where there is none? Are you so unlettered that you did not pick up that Tigger is a stuffed animal? Are you so addled in the brain from your likely years of debauchery and hedonism that you did not realize that the entire show was a hallucination of that kid?
wait... who is ratgiant... I swear to the gods that I played Halo with you...
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