Why are Calcium Pills so Big?

They're huge, and I don't understand it. You know how when you take any other medication, you sometimes have to take several pills in order to get the sufficient amount in order to induce the right chemical reaction within your body?

Well, the dudes who work at the factory where they produce calcium pills gave a big "eff that" to that idea, and instead have decided to manufacture pills that are literally probably able to be a calcium substitute for horses.

Instead of believing that the calcium pill manufacturers are vile in nature, I prefer to think they just have a really awesome sense of humor.

What if the people who work at the factory (scientists?) are in fact, all huge douchebags, whom, when given the opportunity to distribute internationally something that can benefit the bone structure of all humanity, simply said, "LOL, yo yo guyz lets m4ke our pillz sooooo big nobody wants 2 take them LOLOL."

Why they speak leet speak, I do not know. But what I do know is that if they made calcium pills easier to take, a lot more people would want to take them. Instead, we all suffer, and have to psych ourselves up to swallow something (likely) made for horses.

Stupid horses. Thinking they're so cool with their being a form of measurement for vehicle engines. Yeah, sure you have "horse" power.

Whatever, horses are cool, I can't lie.