Friday, May 30, 2008

Comb overs

There is nothing more funny than a blatant comb over.

I had a professor in my statistics class this year who was very, very obviously completely bald. Instead of embracing his baldness and/or cutting his hair to be very short on the sides and back of his head, he decided to do something else.

He decided to only grow hair on the right side of his head, thereby having a foot's worth of hair to curl over the rest of his scalp, giving the illusion that he actually did have hair.

Except you'd have to be a complete moron to actually to actually fall for it.


So what I'm trying to say is this: if you're completely bald and want to do something to make the world smile, please only grow the hair on the right side of your face. It's hilarious.

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