Monday, June 1, 2009

Microsoft's "Project Natal" will Destroy Nintendo, Eventually Lead to 3D Sex Robots


So, apparently since the Nintendo Wii came out, Microsoft has been doing a little coneiving themselves in the world of non-controller type video game playing.

While the Nintendo Wii is still considered innovative to most of the general public, it's about to become laughable to people who know anything of the goings-on in the video game industry.

While the Nintendo Wii allows consumers to do such amazing things as stand on a pad and wave a stick in the air, a new Microsoft product, tentatively called "Project Natal," is a full body motion controller. See pictures here.

Now, don't ask me how it works, because all I know is that it involves some sort of sensor that sits underneith your television set, apparently keeping an eye on you in a "Big Brother" type fashion (see how Apple is already Big Brother in my other article here).

Granted, since this is going to be a first generation product, and more importantly released by Microsoft, it's going to suck. But that doesn't change the fact that in like five years, this technology could potentially be amazing. But, does this mean we're that much closer to full-blown 3D gaming?

And if we're that much closer to 3D gaming, does that mean we're that much closer to 3D robot eroticism?

And if we're that much closer to 3D robot eroticism, does that mean we're that much closer to there being no reason for humans to reproduce?

I think there is little doubt at this point that Microsoft is going to take over the world, but now we know the means in which they're going to go about doing it. Artificially intelligent robot sex slaves.


Well, at least they're not Apple.

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