Ticks

Where the hell are ticks hiding?

Every time I go outside and walk around for a period of one second or more, I'm bombarded with a catastrophic amount of ticks crawling over me. Catastrophic.

Well, maybe not that many ticks, but it's still annoying as hell.

So where the hell are these little things hiding? I mean, have you ever sat down and looked in the grass? There's nothing but grass there.

I have come to the conclusion that ticks are invisible. Until they touch something, of course. It's the only logical explanation.

Also, what was that television show "The Tick" about? Wasn't that guy from Seinfeld in it?