Wishbone

Remember how much Wishbone rocked? Man, he was awesome.

I was at work today when all of sudden I started singing, "What's the story, Wishbone!" And then I was like, "Holy mother of god I miss Wishbone."

Have to read a long, boring novel by tomorrow's test in English? Don't worry about it, Wishbone's here to save your ass. Wishbone was always the MAIN CHARACTER in a ton of long, boring books redone as TV shows, only Wishbone made them 10 times more awesome. No matter how complicated the part was, Wishbone always stepped up to the plate and gave an Emmy caliber performance.

Not only did they do a story for each episode, but the story was the subplot. It wasn't even the main story. Wishbone was such a mastermind that he would go out of his way to dumb stuff down and relate the historical work of fiction of the week to the events that were going on in his life that day. Wishbone's life was epic.

I wonder how many people passed high school because of Wishbone? Probably about a billion.

He probably just hung out with his dumbass master to get some free food, but his creepy friend nobody cared about and that dumb blond chick were probably always around in order to get closer to Wishbone. Because he rules.

How come Wishbone isn't worshiped? I think it's time we built some churches or something for him."Bitches."