Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tic Tac Toe

Tic Tac Toe is the worst game ever.

99.9% of the time you play Tic Tac Toe, it ends in a draw.

Stupid.

It's not even fun, so why play it? Are you seriously that inept at doodling something that you have to bother the person next to you with your boredom? No one even ever asks if you want to play Tic Tac Toe, it's always a demand where one person draws out the board and shoves it in their friend's face, expecting they'll also be excited to take part in the inevitable disappointing draw. The only way to win is if one of you gets even more bored than you originally were to begin with so that your mind begins to wander and you no longer even care about a stupid game you began playing because you were bored. Awesome.

Ridiculing aside, I have decided that the Tic Tac Toe creators (who I bet were soccer fans) could use a bit of constructive criticism: your damn game needs more damn rules.

Your game is extremely flawed. You need to rethink it and allow for some damn strategy to take place. This is an attribute of all good games. You know that game, "Chess"? Way better than your crap.

Maybe you could add a new move in there to mix things up. Maybe each player could put a B in a spot and that counts as a bomb and if the next person goes there he or she automatically dies. Like, literally. Make it a deathmatch. Or something, I don't know. Just fix it.^This example of a "win" in Tic Tac Toe doesn't actually happen unless the person you are playing with is really, really dumb or they just stopped caring before you did.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, what rules could you add to tic tac toe? Your right, its not chess. We already have chess, why would you want to make it more like another game that already exists? Maddox is WAY better than this shit, but I gotta say, you post way more than he does. Again, what was your goal of changing or adding rules to tic tac toe? Only kids play that game; Which I'm guessing is why you care, but most of us, myself included, would rather play "grown-up" games instead, like chess.

Anonymous said...

Dude... the moron above me compared you to maddox... I don't know how you should feel about that.