Doritos

Say you're hungry and you want a snack. Say you're hungry and have no time and want a snack. What do so many people I know do? Pull out a bag of Doritos. Which is stupid.

Out of all easily accessible snack foods that come in small pouches, why would anyone resort to eating Doritos? There is absolutely no way to eat Doritos without having your hand become a Dorito, as they are the messiest food in the world. If you're in a rush to eat something quick, there is no worse choice, unless you enjoy licking your hands.

I don't like the concept of people eating Doritos, then licking their hands, then touching things that I touch.

Maybe Doritos is the reason why people get sick. It should be banned.