Buying a baseball hat and not taking off the sticker makes you a tool.
I keep seeing people buying baseball hats and keeping all the tags and stickers on the hat, for some reason to prove that the hat was in fact bought at one point in time.
Fake baseball fans wear one of two teams' hats: New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox. If you see someone wearing New York or Boston paraphernalia, ask them to name one Yankee or Red Sock (Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, and David Ortiz don't count. They've been on video game covers).
Also, what the hell is wrong with people who don't curve the bill of their baseball hat? Not only is this uncomfortable and bad at blocking the sun, but it looks absolutely retarded.
I just don't understand the mindset one has to have to have in order to conform to such ridiculous trends in style such as this.
Why is there no professional 4-Square? I mean, really?4-Square might in fact be the most perfect sport ever created, but there are still no televised games of it on ESPN. Explain that to me.We have to deal with having lame-ass professional Lacrosse teams, but no 4-Square leagues? What the hell is that?Hell, even dodgeball is beginning to come into everyone's radar, but the game that recess was founded on is still absent in the minds of the public.
Unbelievable.
Very unimpressive.
I was sitting here pondering what my castle will be like once I decide to build it.I was thinking about how I will protect myself from people who want to be me, and then I remembered how most castles have these things called "moats" that surround the residence.These "moats" consist of water, and only water. Which is lame.I was trying to think of other, more awesome things to have instead of just a strip of water surrounding my castle and I came up with a few ideas pretty quickly:1. Quicksand.
Quicksand is awesome because you can't just swim out of it like you can water. Why would I want my attackers to be able to get away? That's stupid.2. Lava
Although it might be hard, I think that I would be able to eventually figure out how to get a "moat" of lava surrounding my castle. In a few years when I have begun being worshiped by enough people, I'm sure there will be some engineers from Germany or something that will create an effective means of containing lava for long periods of time.3. Water (filled with alligators and sharks)
If I decide to be lazy in the future once I have my castle, and just have water surrounding my castle, I'm going to put some living things in it. I thought about just having starving alligator mothers chillin' out in there, who would eat anyone that got near their babies, but then I thought that sharks might be a good idea too. I might as well put a bunch of jellyfish in there for good measure just to scare people. Because jellyfish are scary as hell.4. Habanero Sauce
Habanero Sauce is very spicy. I would imagine if only a few drops can hurt your tongue, a river of sauce could hurt even more.
In conclusion, my castle will be impossible to get into unless you're invited.
The Horror.
Buying a baseball hat and not taking off the sticker makes you a tool.
Fake baseball fans wear one of two teams' hats: New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox. If you see someone wearing New York or Boston paraphernalia, ask them to name one Yankee or Red Sock (Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, and David Ortiz don't count. They've been on video game covers).
