Stickers on Baseball Hats

Buying a baseball hat and not taking off the sticker makes you a tool.

I keep seeing people buying baseball hats and keeping all the tags and stickers on the hat, for some reason to prove that the hat was in fact bought at one point in time.
Fake baseball fans wear one of two teams' hats: New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox. If you see someone wearing New York or Boston paraphernalia, ask them to name one Yankee or Red Sock (Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, and David Ortiz don't count. They've been on video game covers).

Also, what the hell is wrong with people who don't curve the bill of their baseball hat? Not only is this uncomfortable and bad at blocking the sun, but it looks absolutely retarded.

I just don't understand the mindset one has to have to have in order to conform to such ridiculous trends in style such as this.