Elbow Skin

I have decided my favorite part of the body is the little bit of skin that hovers over the elbow.

Pinch that skin really hard. Do you feel that? Exactly, you feel nothing. That's the coolest thing in the world.

I bet Superman's entire body is covered in elbow skin, because he doesn't feel pain.

When I was in Jr. High, I told everyone to start calling their elbow skin "The LeRoy" and it caught on like wildfire. I'm totally serious when I say that when I was 12 years old, I had hundreds of people talking about how awesome their "LeRoys" were.

I miss being 12.