M. Night Shyamalan better get his damn act together.I keep seeing trailers and advertisements for his upcoming movie The Happening and I keep almost getting excited. Why? Because his last few movies have sucked donkey balls.
Lady in the Water was a pile of horse manure and was one of the hardest movies to not walk out of the theater I've ever seen. You know a movie is bad when the only motivation to stay in the theater is that you spent $8 to get in.
The Village was also bad. Who didn't see that ending coming from a mile away? I was halfway through and was like, "Oh I bet I know what the CRAAAAAZY ending to this movie's going to be."
I think M. Night Shymalan should cut it out with the whole plot twist thing. I can understand having it in there if it's going to improve the story (as in his first three major motion pictures), but if it's going to be completely out of left field, just leave it be.
Also, what's with Mark Wahlberg acting all "nice" in these The Happening trailers? He's supposed to be a badass who's an angry asshole to everyone. It just feels awkward not having him be pissed all the time.
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ma·nure /məˈnʊər, -ˈnyʊər/
-noun
1. excrement, esp. of animals, or other refuse used as fertilizer.
2. any natural or artificial substance for fertilizing the soil.
–verb (used with object)
3. to treat (land) with fertilizing matter; apply manure to.
man·or /mænər/
–noun
1. (in England) a landed estate or territorial unit, originally of the nature of a feudal lordship, consisting of a lord's demesne and of lands within which he has the right to exercise certain privileges, exact certain fees, etc.
2. any similar territorial unit in medieval Europe, as a feudal estate.
3. the mansion of a lord with the land belonging to it.
4. the main house or mansion on an estate, plantation, etc.
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